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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Whisper Price Game: The Old Folks Edition

Since I have a raging hangover, I don't feel like writing anything particularly stupendous today, so I'll let you all do it.

In Hollywood, you aren't old until you're past 40. Unless, you're a woman, in which case it's 29 (not really, but close). In today's edition, we'll be guessing the whisper prices of some of Ho'wood's favorite 'older' stars. Many of these people are fine actors and actresses-- some, less so.

Tommy Lee Jones. Remember when he used to make good movies? I know, me neither. It's like "The Fugitive" and then I start drawing a blank.

Cate Blanchett has an Oscar, but is she rich, b*tch?

Bernie Mac is pointing at you. To be honest, I hate Bernie Mac. I've never found him funny in movies or on his show, he comes across as an A-list a$$hole in interviews, and remade "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner". You're not effing Sidney Poitier. But since he's inexplicably popular, does he have a high Whisper Price?

Angelica Huston never really left Ho'wood, even though there was a point there in the late 90s/early 2000s when it seemed like she did. But I'm happy she's back. Now directing, too, she's got a lot of Ho'wood respect. But does that translate into a high whisper price?

Harrison Ford is coming back for another Indiana Jones movie. My question is-- is he getting $20 mil to do it? Or has his price deflated as his face has sagged?

Oh my God, it's Delta Burke! What the hell happened to her after "Designing Women"? Seriously, does anyone know? Her family is getting concerned.

Now it's your turn. Guess the value of these stars and win a prize. The prize? A big cyber-hug from Atlas.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Delta Burke is pretty much her own joke. But Harrison Ford is my pretend husband and his face is not saggy.

12:55 PM

Blogger B2 said...

Screw the old folks (not literally)! What about Gersh?

1:08 PM

Blogger justin said...

Delta Burke's on the cusp of a comeback. I can feel it.

3:24 PM

Blogger Pepe Cadena said...

Tommy Lee Jones is my favorite actor, I like some of his movies such Men in Black , but I heard a rumor about he takes cialis online

1:45 PM


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