In Defense of Sienna Miller: 3.33

The ravishing beauty that is Sienna Miller has taken a lot of unjust slings and arrows in the press. Sienna is on my list of top 5 blondes I wish I could do, in between Kelly Carlson of Nip/Tuck and Anna Faris. . . mmm, in between Kelly Carlson and Anna Faris. . .uh, what? Oh yeah, Sienna Miller.

Okay, so she boned Daniel Craig? First off, at least she had the decency to cheat on Jude with someone famous, instead of the nanny. If there's one thing we've learned from Brangelina it's that celebrity couple homewreckers are only okay when celebrities are the only ones who are hurt. If you hurt regular people, you hurt your case in the court of public opinion. Jude violated that law in the worst way, boinking the woman who was paid to take care of his kids. Sienna's alleged tryst with Craig did no such thing.

Sienna - 1, Jude - 0

Was there a convincing reason spun by the publicists for Jude's affair? No. With Sienna, it's the well-worn, but in this case quite plausible, "crying on someone's shoulder" excuse.

Sienna - 2, Jude - 0

Jude has a small wee-wee and everyone on the planet knows it.

Sienna - 3, Jude - 0

If Sienna did have an affair while in that weird, just-found-out-you're-boinking-the-nanny phase, well, that part of the relationship is not bound by the same codes, rules and traditions that have supposedly guided the relationship to that point. So you can't get mad, Jude, you douche bag.

Sienna - 4, Jude - 0

Guess who wins in the court of public opinion? By a score of 4 to nuthin', it's Sienna.

Lovely, lovely Sienna.