Brandon Routh Gay Resume Update
Wanted to make these updates official and not shove them in at the end of the post. Enjoy.
Special thanks to All The Pretty Pictures for the helpfully instructional pictures that now illuminate the previous post. If you're ticked off by that hotlink, I'm sorry, just lemme know. If you're ticked off because you're a Warner Brothers Publicity Front lawyerflacksuit, then I have one thing to say to you.
FREE GLOBAL FREQUENCY!
**SECOND UPDATE: Way to go, aforementioned PR front, you've managed to get the world talking about Brandon Routh's package in a totally non-gay way. Well played.
**ADDENDUM: But seriously, WB, don't mess with me. Not after I found out what that other Superman has been up to. Yes, there might be pictures. I stress- might. Let's talk, WB. Comment lines are open.