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Friday, April 22, 2005

Executive of the Week 3!

Right now, I hate every single thing about this godforsaken industry. I can't think of a single person that I don't want to kill at the moment, including my boss, all of my co-workers, and pretty much everyone I know. I don't even want to talk or write about it at the moment.

So this week, I'm going with someone for Assistant/Atlas Executive of the Week that I don't actually know personally. I've only heard very good things about him, but as of yet, our paths have not crossed professionally. Hell, I may call him-- only because I know he's such a nice guy that it could restore some of my faith in the biz. But I'm afraid he'll be having a super-bad day like me and won't be ultra-nice, causing me to lose the very last shred of my sanity and humanity. But I'd like to think he could cheer me with his laid-back, no BS perspective to development.

So without further ado, allow me to present the 3rd Executive of the Week-- Ryan Colucci of Snoot Entertainment. Snoot is a small company, which would normally mean that their development person would be a Type A schmuck with an overblown sense of importance. But Ryan's actually a nice guy. According to my pal who nominated him, Ryan is 'like that cool friend you had in college who was genuinely nice to everybody and went on to do cool stuff.' Apparently, he's also fairly attractive in person because the other major comment I got about him [from a different, and apparently very horny, friend] was about his smile and 'hot forearms'.

So way to go, Ryan Colucci of Snoot Entertainment, you've been making people in the industry happy-- and horny. Double-bonus, dude, congratulations!

27 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to admit, Ryan Colucci is a good looking guy. I know him pretty well and have seen how hard he works (and works out). Definitely have to agree with the hot forearms comment.

4:14 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's actually not very attractive in person. And he is a bit of a... well, he's not a nice guy. Sorry ladies.

6:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Assistant Atlas on crack or is Ryan Colucci Assistant Atlas himself? Colucci is as nice as a cobra and as attractive as a hoebag slut. Beware, those who are so naive and easily fooled.

8:30 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha... That is hilarious. Why don't you honor the unabomber while you're at it.

12:05 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha... That is hilarious. Why don't you honor the unabomber while you're at it.

12:05 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Assistant Atlas -- As for this "very horny, friend" of yours that spoke highly of Ryan Colucci's "smile and 'hot forearms'", is this person a raging homosexual?

12:16 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know if Snoot Ent. is still active in the gay straight to video porn industry?

12:17 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ryan, if you turn out to be gay I think u have a fan club with this Boys Town Crew dude

6:37 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've known Ryan for a while, and he can be a little harsh, but chances are you deserved it. Get a sense of humor you wankers. Making waves 516 style.

6:56 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone with the last name Colucci is used to these compliments :)

7:51 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, he's attractive...if you are going for that "haven't showered in 3 weeks look". And Snoot Entertainment...that doesn't even sound like a real company!

8:26 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and people said dolly parton was just a big pair of tits. savages.

9:01 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is this blogger due back in Boys Town?

10:30 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what these other people's problem is, but Ryan is a great guy and a deserving executive.

11:09 AM

 
Blogger Assistant Atlas said...

Holy crap. Apparently, Ryan is a popular guy with some funny, and some homophobic, friends. So allow me to clarify some of the points/questions.
Yes, Snoot is an actual company, but to my knowledge, not into gay porn.
No, my friend who nominated him is a raging heterosexual woman.
Yes, I am on crack.
No, I am not Ryan Colucci.
Yes, Ryan probably needs to rethink the people he calls his 'friends'.
No, I am not 'due back in Boys Town'.
Thanks to all for commenting-- well, most of you, anyway.

11:23 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a heterosexual women and am in love with ryan colucci. He is stong/athletic/dresses well. I'm not sure why everyone is being so harsh on him. He is going to run this industry one day and then you will all want to be his real friends. I have had a crush on him ever since he moved out here. This guy is amazing and can rock my world anytime. Did I mention I have a penis?

11:42 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey blogger, want to make 14$ the hard way?

12:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have to agree, Snoot is NOT into producing gay porn videos.
I'm pretty sure we'd all know for certain if they were, based on our raging tendencies.

12:02 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been lucky enough to meet Ryan, and though I can't comment on his forearms (he was wearing a lovely searsucker suit at the time), what I can say is that he was definitely born with a big old basket full of Handsome...oh, and did I mention I don't have a penis?

12:11 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A basket full of handsome? Uggh. Who even says that? maybe if you had a penis you'd play with it and not bore us with your useless banter. Ten bucks says she picks her nose.... Fifteen she eats it.

1:45 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Egg, Tito Ramirez is wrestling Mr. Congeniality in a half an hour... Teddy says Mr. Congeniality doesn't have a chance.

1:48 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo, if she doesn't eat it, I will for $15.

3:31 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Blogger. How about we quit playin' all these games?

7:30 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have always been interested in Ryans hot forearms and masculinity. Call me. I would love to meet up and discuss his hotness over a cup of java and maybe lead to something more. More meaning sex.

--Chief Morgan rosstmorgan@gmail.com

7:33 PM

 
Blogger Peggy Archer said...

Well, hell..

I'm in the market for a rich - yet hot - husband..

Where do I sign up for the 'hot exec' wating list?

6:45 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ryan and I slept together; we met in West Hollywood.

He's nice--I'm definitely hotter and have a bigger dick but damn, he can't get enough of my ass--he calls 10 times a day.

9:56 AM

 
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