Who Would You Do? Episode 1.19

Hey INDUSTRY-ITES! If you need to call someone back, please do it now instead of reading this blog or engaging in the following game. God, please call me back. Sloane took his extra-crazy pills this morning. So if you've had an assistant call this morning-- be kind, call back. Thank you.

"Making water. . . cooler."
-HBO slogan

This weekend, while extremely bored, I played the perennial favorite "Who Would You Do?" game. If you haven't heard of it, the premise is very simple. You're presented with two people-- say, Tara Reid and Christina Ricci-- and you have to decide which of the two of them you would 'do', or 'make wild, kinky monkey love with'.

So answer for yourselves. . . perhaps around the water cooler. Perhaps around the fax machine. Perhaps around your altar to capitalism.

Who would YOU do?

Marcia Cross or Nicollette Sheridan?
Pierce Brosnan or Orlando Bloom?
Tara Reid or The Whore of Babylon?
Andy Richter or Drew Carey?
Jennifer Garner or Sarah Michelle Gellar?
David Boreanaz or James Marsters?
Michael Eisner or Larry King?

Who would you rather have a threesome with?

Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie while married OR Dave Navarro and Carmen Electera while married?


Select an orgy group:
Charlie's [movie] Angels: Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz, plus Bill Murray OR
The Women of the Hours: Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep and Nicole Kidman, plus Stephen Dillane [just look him up on IMDB]

At any rate, you get the idea. Come up with some on your own! They're super-fun!!!