Hey Putnam-- I'm on to you trying to pose as me with Jay Thomas. Nice try, muthaf**ka. Nice f***ing try.
Shawn, my email address remains, as ever, firstname.lastname@example.org. There is someone out there trying to impersonate me and I won't stand for it. How's that?
Assistant/Atlas will premiere the second season with a new and improved blog in a few days. In the meantime, why not enjoy one of the other supersweet blogs from the links list?
Also, please cast your last-minute votes for guest bloggers...that's episode 1.47 if you can't find it. See, aren't those episode things helpful?
OH-- agent's assistants! Atlas is launching the Executive of the Week's evil doppelganger-- the Assface Executive of the Week [a name change may be happening]. So if you wanna get your hate on with an exec-- let me know so they can be publicly and forcefully castrated. Or just humiliated, depending on the circumstances. Email email@example.com with your horror stories, gripes and grudges. Don't worry, we're all about anonymity here at Assistant/Atlas.
VOTE: What should the evil doppelganger of the Executive of the Week be named?
-Assface Executive of the Week
-Jerk of the Week
-Incompetent Executive of the Week
-Imbecile of the Week
-Hollow (wo)Man of the Week
-Craptastic Exec of the Week
-Infantile Executive of the Week
-Publicly Shamed Executive of the Week
-Douchebag of the Week [suggested by McNasty]