Did I Sleep With A Professional?: 4.32
My title has the subtitle of: And did I get it for free?
Hearken back to my previous posts about my business trip.
Tiffany suggested that women in hotel bars with 3 condoms are hookers.
Frankly, I had not thought of the idea. And also, frankly, I'm a little freaked out by the very real possibility of that being the case.
You see, your faithful Atlas can be a little naive when it comes to women. And yes, while I do draw inspiration from Swingers, I often fall far short of that goal of Swingin' masculinity.
Not-Samaire was totally a hooker. She asked me if I partied when we got to the room.
I said: "Uh, yeah!" Like, obviously.
She said: "So how do you like to party?"
Oh, I thought, I understand. "I don't really have anything here, other than what's in the minibar." I prayed that she wouldn't reach into my minibar.
She didn't. She kissed me. She whispered: "You're not holding anything, are you baby?" She smelled so good. I would've given her anything she wanted. But I had nothing I knew she wanted. F___.
To be continued...