Clawing to escape the belly of the beast here in Hollywood. To commiserate, email my name assistantatlas at yahoo.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Job Hunting Is So Much Fun: 2.45

I just love putting on suits. Boy it is SO fun-- probably even more fun than a greasy spoon enema.

It's almost as much fun as selling your soul to a big agency.

My avatar looks nice in a suit.

I wish I could tell you more about my job hunts, but I've got Defamer and a big chunk of Ho'wood looking over my shoulder, so at this point, it's just not possible.

Now, for those of you out there who have had dealings with the big agencies in Ho'wood, I need your help. Please take the poll in the sidebar and help me decide which agency I should end up at. Note: The agency chosen as MOST evil may in fact be the one I work for. I'd just like to know what I'm getting in to. With that in mind, please take a moment to vote in the poll.

So fun! So easy! If it were only this easy to actually vote!

Breaking News:
Chad Michael Murray is a cheating whore! I, for one, was betting the marriage to Sophia Bush-Michael-Murray would last at least through the One Tree Hill season premiere. Guess it wouldn't be the first time I'm wrong. [NY Daily News]


Anonymous Chaz said...

Fix pic link.

Good luck in your job hunt.

10:14 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, I bet you don't look anything like that guy.

You should stop posting his pic.

10:47 AM

Blogger Michael K said...

GL on your job hunting! You're hot!

11:53 AM

Anonymous the_maggie said...

Atlas may be no Chad Michael Murray, but he is pretty hot. Personally, I'd say he looks like Prince William with much bigger lips.
Hang in there, sweetheart.

12:33 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Atlas, if you got a book deal, do you think you could get David LaChappelle to do some arty [read: mostly nude] photos of you and Chad for the cover? Or on the inside, whatever. I'm not picky-- just so long as it's David LaChappelle and CMM, and I guess you [assuming you are hot], I'll be happy.

12:55 PM

Blogger Assistant Atlas said...

Maggie-- Do you even know why you're called 'Maggie' in the blog? I don't know if I ever mentioned it specifically-- 'Maggie' as in Gyllenhaal as in 'Secretary'. I don't know if that's going to tick you off or anything, but it's meant as a compliment. That movie is awesome and she's amazing. So, even though I had you being played by Joan Cusack, your original inspiration was Maggie Gyllenhaal.

2:25 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Atlas, got any inside gossip on CMM? Now seems like an appropriate time to share.

2:33 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maggie's name was inspired by Maggie in "Secretary?" Does this mean she secretly enjoys spankings and being submissive to higher ups?

Now that's hot.

9:19 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now he is a super star in Hollywood , but I think in 30 years he will use viagra, I know because he remember a friend whop has this problem !!

5:35 AM


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